Call me crazy, but I am a little obsessed with keeping my kids' faces clean and snot-free, their hair fixed, and their clothes spot-free. I must say that this can be a challenge at times, considering that they are 4 and 2. My point is that I try hard to not have "snotty nosed-graham cracker faced kids" (as my neighbor terms it). Today I fell a little short of this goal. At 2 pm I attended a neighborhood meeting where a local media station was present. Our neighborhood is having problems with our concrete - driveways chipping, etc - so I went to support the cause...strength in numbers, right? When I got to the meeting, I stayed in the background with my little kids until the reporter said the last time they ran a story like this, the people who were interviewed got their driveways fixed. I bee lined to the front of the group volunteering for an interview...I figure might as well chance embarrassment (um saying something stupid - it has been known to happen- or to let everyone see our yard with unfinished, weedy flower beds - its a work in progress) in order to get our builder to step up and to save ourselves several thousands of dollars. I picked up Aidan for the interview because I didn't want him running into the street and getting hit by a car. About halfway through the interview, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that Aidan was picking his nose. Strange, I thought, since Avery has always been our resident gold digger. I immediately put him down and finished the interview. Afterwards, I turned to Aidan only to find a VERY large bugger smeared all over his chin (that would explain the stuffy nose he had had all day). So, my nose picking, bugger-faced child should be on TV for all to see soon...we better get our driveway fixed.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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3 comments:
HA HA HA. That's hilarious.
I definitely hope your driveway gets fixed! Some people in our ward were in SLC recently and a lady came up and asked if they had a tissue. She was asking because their baby had snot all over his face. Pretty funny! I had a "say something stupid on TV" moment when Jim graduated from the Academy. He was the #1 grad adn the TV station interviewed his parents and me. I can't remember my exact words, but when I saw it on TV, I felt pretty silly!!!
SO FUNNY!Do you think they can broadcast that up in WA so I can laugh my head off?! I have to say my anality (is that a word?), meaning my level of analness has decreased with each child. Now I only require them to match at church & school, and even then sometimes Colson slips out the door in something hideous. I do always wipe their boogers though, the gross thing is that it is sometimes with my own hand. My own kids boogers don't gross me out, just everyone elses kids boogers do.
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